Confound them battery lives

[7:29:04 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: I like random names
[7:29:09 PM] drew: Nice
[7:29:17 PM] drew: I'm at school
[7:29:25 PM] drew: free internets
[7:29:30 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: :U
[7:29:37 PM] drew: and a chance to bring a laptop
[7:29:38 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: free interwebs
[7:29:40 PM] drew: YEH
[7:31:28 PM] drew: Whatcha doing?
[7:31:46 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: trying to update Mikayla
[7:31:56 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: *SUBMIT
[7:32:02 PM] drew: YAY
[7:32:06 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: wow my brain is glitterful
[7:32:13 PM] drew: Checking it
[7:33:14 PM] drew: Later
[7:33:21 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: wa
[7:33:28 PM] drew: But first I need to do this assignment
[7:33:30 PM] drew: UGGGH
[7:34:24 PM] ChickenMcFuckit:
[7:43:45 PM] drew: DONE
[7:44:01 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: o -o
[7:44:11 PM] drew: WHAT THE FRICK FRACK IS WRONG WITH MY TEACHER
[7:44:17 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: *flops on floor and starts vomiting glitter*
[7:44:19 PM] drew: So much work
[7:44:26 PM] drew: *gets bucket*
[7:44:32 PM] drew: *and mop*
[7:44:47 PM] drew: You are making a mess1
[7:44:52 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: *vomits rainbows and bears*
[7:44:55 PM] drew: *glomps you*
[7:45:42 PM] drew: *and mops up glitter* *captures bears*
[7:46:02 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: *vomits camels and teacups*
[7:46:10 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: camomile tea
[7:46:10 PM] drew: dammit
[7:46:15 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: >>>ran over
[7:46:21 PM] drew: How much did you ingest
[7:46:29 PM] drew: you eat weird stuff
[7:46:46 PM] drew: crap my laptop is about to die
[7:46:59 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: did you bring your charger
[7:47:11 PM] drew: Nope
[7:47:15 PM] drew: I am
[7:47:19 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: FUCKLE
[7:47:26 PM] drew: a  disorganized muthafucka
[7:47:33 PM] drew: gid
[7:47:35 PM] drew: god
[7:47:38 PM] drew: *sighs*
[7:47:41 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: set the brightness to 0
[7:47:51 PM] drew: I just did
[7:47:54 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: :I
[7:48:02 PM] drew: :I
[7:48:05 PM] drew: :/
[7:48:09 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: close down unneeded stuff
[7:48:20 PM] drew: *sighing intensifies
[7:48:33 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: DON'T LEAVE ME
[7:48:48 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: when does your skewl en-
[7:48:54 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[7:49:23 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: oh i get it i'm unneeded
[7:49:24 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: c:
[7:49:39 PM] ChickenMcFuckit: *rolls away and quietly gets fat*